- Hey girl/handsome, what's your sine?
- Hey girl/handsome...nice asymptote.
- I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves
- Girl/handsome I 1-sin(theta) you.
- You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.
- I’m sine and you're cosine darling, want to make like a tangent?
- Hi darling! I'm like pi girl/handsome, I'm really long and I go on forever.
- Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
- Our love is like dividing by zero darling.... you cannot define it
- Hi darling! I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
- I’m not being obtuse girl/handsome, but you're acute girl/handsome.
- Girl/handsome, you're sweeter than pi.
- Are you the square root of 2 darling? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
- I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts darling. You look toned
- Hello girl/handsome! You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
- You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
- Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you darling?
- If I went binary love, you would be the 1 for me.
- You have nicer legs darling than an Isosceles right triangle.
- Hi darling! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
- Hello gorgeous! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending
- I wish I was your second derivative darling so I could investigate your concavities.
- Girl/handsome if you were a 6 I would want to be your love (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9
- Darling int2x,x,10,13]?
- I'm not being obtuse darling, you are being acute girl/handsome
- Hello girl/handsome! Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
- Girl/handsome, what's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one
- Your beauty love cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
- You've got more curves darling than a triple integral.
- Hello gorgeous! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.
- Hello gorgeous! I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
- You may be out of my range girl/handsome, but I’d love to show you my domain.
- Whoops love, I think my binomials just expanded
- My love for you is like a concave up function love because it is always increasing.
- I memorized the first 300 digits of π darling. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.
- Hello gorgeous! I wish I were a problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
- I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds girl/handsome. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
- let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves
- The way the light reflects off the angles of your head girl/handsome is extremely enchanting.
- Being without you girl/handsome is like being a metric space in which exists
- Hey, darling … nice asymptote.
- I heard you're good at algebra darling - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
- I wish I were your second derivative love so I could investigate your concavities.
- I'm overheating girl/handsome because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
- Hello gorgeous! What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
- Hello gorgeous! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
- If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet darling? No? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
- Hi darling, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
- I'll be the one over your cosx and darling, we can have secx!
- Hello gorgeous! At absolute zero, you would still move me.
- I heard you're sin girl/handsome because you're always on top when we make tangent
- I am equivalent to the Empty Set darling when you are not with me.
- Hi darling! I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve...
- How about you come to my place tonight darling, so I can show you the growth of my natural log
- My love for you darling is a monotonically increasing.
- I do believe I am your reciprocal girl/handsome; we will be one when we multiply.
- Approach infinity girl/handsome, because I want to go all the way with you.
- Hi darling! If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
- Hello girl/handsome! Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.
- Hello girl/handsome! I don’t like my current girl/boy friend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?
- Girl/handsome, I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
- Excuse me girl/handsome, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
- Hey, darling want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?
- Hello gorgeous! If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards
- Girl/handsome, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
- Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates darling: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
- Hey girl/handsome, can I see what's under your radical?
- I heard you like math girl/handsome, so what's the sum of U+Me
Monday, February 9, 2015
Very funny math pick up lines
Today, I'm going to share with you very funny math pick up lines, I know that they are going to make so many of you very happy and confident to approach someone you are really interested in.
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