Friday, September 26, 2014

Cute pick up lines for your boyfriend

I would like you to use the following cute pick up lines for your boyfriend whenever you have the opportunity, they will make him smile and feel great about you.
  1. Hey gorgeous! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  2. Hey gorgeous! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
  3. Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; baby you got a little beautiful on your face.
  4. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
  5. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute babe. How about a workout?
  6. If kisses were snowflakes sweetheart, I’d send you a blizzard.
  7. Hey darling! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  8. You had me at Hello World Hey gorgeous!
  9. Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you sweetheart.
  10. Hey darling! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
  11. Do you remember me babe? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  12. You’re sweeter than fructose babe.
  13. I’m not drunk sweetie, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  14. Hey darling! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
  15. My attraction to you is an inversed square law sweetie.
  16. Hey gorgeous! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  17. Hey gorgeous! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
  18. Hey darling! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
  19. Hey gorgeous! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
  20. I hope you like coffee baby...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  21. If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place sweetie.
  22. I don't have a girlfriend sweetie, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
  23. My love for you is like diarrhea baby, I just can’t hold it in!
  24. Hey gorgeous! Am I in heaven because sugar you just made my heart stop
  25. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad sweetie, because you're the bomb!
  26. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together sweetie.
  27. Hey gorgeous! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
  28. I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house baby.
  29. Hey darling! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  30. Hey gorgeous! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  31. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses sweetie, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  32. You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen sweetie.
  33. Hey gorgeous! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
  34. Hey gorgeous! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because sugar your making me HOT!
  35. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart baby.
  36. Your surfboard is so big sweetheart!
  37. Hey darling! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
  38. Was your father an alien babe? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  39. Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
  40. Hi, I have big feet sweetie.
  41. Hey darling! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
  42. If you were a chicken baby, you'd be impeccable.
  43. Te Quiero Me Amore.
  44. You're so hot sweetheart, you denature my proteins.
  45. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme sweetie? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
  46. You hear that sweetheart? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  47. If I can't buy you a drink babe, at least let me fix your laptop.
  48. Do you have a Band-Aid babe? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
  49. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life baby, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  50. You have monkey wrench eyes sweetheart, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
  51. Your eyes are really cute babe. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
  52. You’re like an energy drink sweetheart, I need you to keep going
  53. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone sweetheart. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
  54. Hey gorgeous! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
  55. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars sweetheart.
  56. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name sweetheart.
  57. Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs baby?!
  58. Hey gorgeous! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
  59. Do I know you sweetheart? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  60. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you babe, I'd have five cents.
  61. Hey gorgeous! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  62. I think there's something wrong with my eyes babe because I can't take them off you.
  63. I see there’s a fire in your pants babe and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
  64. Hey, I’m new in town sweetie, witch way to your house?
  65. We haven't even spoken yet sweetie and I’m already on my knees!
  66. Vogue just called sweetheart, they want to put you on the cover.
  67. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this babe?
  68. I’m not a very good swimmer sweetheart, do you have any lifeguard experience?
  69. If I followed you home baby, would you keep me?
  70. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are babe.
  71. Excuse me, I'm lost sweetheart. Can you give me directions to your house?
  72. Are you my boss baby? Because you've been making me work all day
  73. Bond babe....James Bond
  74. Hey darling! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
  75. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low sweetie.
  76. You’re like a casino baby, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
  77. Hey gorgeous! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
  78. Hey gorgeous! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  79. Hey darling! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
  80. Sugar, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  81. You look familiar babe.
  82. Hey gorgeous! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
  83. Can I borrow your cell phone baby? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  84. Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you baby.
  85. Do you have a map baby? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  86. Are you sitting on the F5 key babe? Because your backside is refreshing.
  87. Hey darling! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
  88. Hey darling! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  89. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight baby?
  90. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas sweetheart?
  91. Hey darling! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  92. Hey gorgeous! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  93. Hey gorgeous! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  94. You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities.
  95. Composers always score babe.
  96. Urkuk lu Stalga. Sweetheart that’s Klingon for 'I love you sugar.'
  97. Hey gorgeous! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and sugar I'm lost at sea!
  98. Hey darling! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
  99. Hey gorgeous! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
  100. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me sweetie?
  101. Hey gorgeous! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
  102. My body is telling me yes babe. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
  103. Hey gorgeous! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
  104. Hey darling! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
  105. Hey gorgeous! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
  106. Are your lips water babe? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...
  107. Hey gorgeous! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  108. Hey darling! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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