- I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day sweetheart, but if you want something sweet, I'm right here.
- Girl you’re like what really happened at Roswell in 1947 honey. I wish I knew more about you.
- Sweetheart! Is your name Algernon? Because I want to bring you flowers.
- Sweetheart! I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
- My power got shut off baby can I sleep on your floor for a couple weeks?
- Four hundred years ago you would have caused a speculative bubble in the Netherlands sweetheart, because you’re prettier than any tulip.
- You must be a light bulb honey, because you light up my life.
- I’m not photography major darling, but I can sure picture you and me together.
- Sweetheart! I just want to gaze into your eyes and shout haha honey, I win! When you blink first.
- This Valentine's Day darling, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
- Are you the conflict in Syria baby? Because I can’t stop thinking about you. And I want to get Obama involved.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil darling. Pointless.
- You know what’s on the Valentine’s Day menu honey? Me-n-u.
- Babe! You look so familiar sweetheart … Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- Babe! Let’s make like my Paladin in Dungeons and Dragons and roll the dice sweetheart.
- Want to split a $5 foot long darling?
- I don’t know what’s prettiest darling: the water, the sky or your eyes.
- Once you go cupid baby, the rest are just stupid!
- Sweetheart! I’ll bet you've never been with somebody who had an HBOGo account.
- When I look at you honey, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
- Cupid called honey. He says that he needs my heart back.
- Babe! You break my heart into 15 unique sweetheart, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.
- Will you be my heart darling? I’m an octopus so I hope it’s cool if I have two other hearts.
- Are you that model airplane I tried to build when I was ten darling? Because I want you stuck to my lips.
- Can I have a kiss on the cheek honey? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
- Babe! I’ve got the candlelight and the Barry White music sweetheart, why don’t you call Dominos and order the pizza?
- The only sweet I want for Valentine's Day darling is a cutie pie like you!
- Sweetheart! Do you believe in love at first sight honey, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
- When I look at you darling, I see more stars than there are in the movie Valentine's Day.
- My mom’s car has heated seats honey.
- Are you my cell phone provider honey? Because I wish I could quit you.
- I hope you know CPR darling, because you take my breath away.
- Our relationship darling will be like how we treat the I agree button on the iTunes terms of service agreement. We’ll just click.
- If beauty were time honey, you would be eternity.
- Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird darling, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
- Go out with me or darling I’ll yell House of Cards spoilers at you.
- If you were words on a page baby, you would be fine print.
- Do you torrent TV shows and music too darling? Or do you only steal my heart?
- Can I have some directions baby? (Where?) To your heart.
- Did you put Snickers in your valentines darling? Because you satisfy me.
- I'll be your valentine for now darling; you'll need to give me the V after dinner.
- Hello, Cupid called darling... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- I was taught that happiness started with an ‘H.’ darling! Now it starts with you.
- Sweetheart! Is your major interior decorating honey? Well, it should be because the room became beautiful when you walked in.
- You’re so sweet darling; you could put Hershey’s out of business.
- They can’t fit what I feel for you baby on a conversation heart.
- Do you have a map honey? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes.
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you darling, I would have 5 cents.
- You’re like a Valentine’s candy bar honey: half sweet and half nuts.
- Sweetheart! Do you like cats? Because I’d like you to take meowt for Valentine’s Day.
- Are you a royal flush darling, because I want to hold you.
- Hey baby, let’s be each other’s sixth choice.
- You’re as sweet as Valentine’s Day candy honey, so I want to pick you up at sale price.
- Babe! You’re so beautiful sweetheart; you made me forget my pickup line.
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Funny Valentine’s Day pick up lines
Using these funny Valentine's Day pick up lines is definitely a winning strategy to make you a very attractive person, you just need a little self-confidence and a small sense of humor.
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