Bar pick up lines

Use the following bar pick up lines on chicks, they’ll make a great impression, especially if you have a great sense of humor.

• I seem to have lost my phone number babe. Can I have yours?
• Somebody needs to call the bomb squad babe, because you're the bomb!
• Babe! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
• Life without you babe would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
• My lips are like skittles babe. Want to taste the rainbow?
• My attraction to you is an inversed square law babe.
• My love for you is like diarrhea babe, I just can’t hold it in!
• Is there an airport nearby babe or is that just my heart taking off?
• Do you have a map babe? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
• Babe! My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
• Smoking is hazardous to your health... and babe, you're killing me!
• Did you invent the airplane babe? Cause you seem Wright for me.
• Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mitt just to touch you babe.
• Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you beautiful.
• You’re like an energy drink beautiful, I need you to keep going.
• I tried my best to not feel anything for you babe. Guess what? I failed.
• I'm not trying to impress you or anything sweetheart, but... I'm Batman!
• You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen babe.
• You're so beautiful babe that you made me forget my pickup line.
• Babe! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
• I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house babe.
• If I had a garden sweetheart I'd put your two lips and my two lips together babe.
• Babe! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
• You're kind of, sort of, basically, pretty much always on my mind babe.
• Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
• Be unique and different babe, say yes.
• A face without freckles babe is like a night sky without stars beautiful.
• Is your last name Campbell sweetheart? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
• Hi beautiful! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
• You must be a ninja babe, because you snuck into my heart
• Babe! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
• I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U babe?
• You must be from Pearl Harbor, because babe, you're the bomb.
• Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want some more babe.
• I'm not drunk babe; I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
• My body is telling me yes sweetie. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
• Is your daddy a Baker sweetheart? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
• Hey sweetie... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.