- Can I have your significant digits sweetheart?
- Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars dear. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
- Want to get together baby and test the spring potential of my mattress?
- Hi baby, you’re more special than relativity.
- Hi baby, want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
- Hi baby, two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
- Can I bombard your singularity dear with my rocket ship until you supernova?
- I might be a physics major sweetheart, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
- Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm dear.
- Heisenberg was wrong dear. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
- According to the second law of thermodynamics dear, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
- Let's exchange fermions dear!
- Want to dance sweetheart? I can really put your inertia in motion.
- Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you sweetheart?
- I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass sweetheart. Want to see?
- Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance dear, imagine the current we can make together.
- Hi baby, want to couple our equations tonight?
- I know the spring constant for my mattress dear. Want to take some data?
- Hi baby, your lab bench or mine?
- Hi baby, even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you!
- Hi baby, you and Me = Grand Unification
- I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum sweetheart.
- That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
- Hi baby, you must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.
- Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.
- Hey, want to get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase sweetheart?
- Hi baby, don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
- You're more special than relativity sweetheart.
- I’m attracted to you so strongly sweetheart, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
- Hi baby, what do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
- Hi baby, engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
- Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight sweetheart?
- Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
- So how about we go discover our coefficient of friction sweetheart.
- Top quark or bottom quark dear?
- Hey, would you like to figure out your gravitational torque on my rod dear?
- Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven dear, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
- Hi baby, in my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
- Hi baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation.
- Like the ideal vacuum dear you're the only thing in my universe.
- You know... it’s not the length of the vector that counts sweetheart … it’s how you apply the force.
- How do you feel about group experiments dear?
- Hi baby, you’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Want to flux?
- If you were a laser sweetheart, you’d be set on stunning.
- I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun dear - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
- What's your resonance frequency sweetheart?
- My last partner wasn't very stable sweetheart. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
Monday, February 2, 2015
Physics pick up lines
Today, I'm going to present to you a huge list of physics pick up lines, use them at your own risk if you don't have the right body language and self-confidence, some of them are amazing, while others are very weird!
And if you have other physics pick up lines, please post them in the comment section below.
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