Cute pick up lines for guys

Yes, I'm going to present you with some amazingly cute pick up lines for guys, and they are only for guys! Don’t try to use them if you are a girl, they will not work for you.

1. I hope you like coffee baby...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
2. My love for you is like diarrhea baby, I just can’t hold it in!
3. Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you baby.
4. If I followed you home baby, would you keep me?
5. Hey! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
6. Your surfboard is so big gorgeous!
7. If kisses were snowflakes gorgeous, I’d send you a blizzard.
8. Sweetie! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
9. If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place sweetie.
10. You have monkey wrench eyes gorgeous, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
11. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas gorgeous?
12. Sweetie! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
13. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute baby. How about a workout?
14. Hey! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
15. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone gorgeous. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
16. I’m not a very good swimmer gorgeous, do you have any lifeguard experience?
17. My body is telling me yes baby. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
18. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart baby.
19. You hear that gorgeous? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
20. Sweetie! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
21. Hey! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
22. Hey beautiful! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
23. Sweetie! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
24. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight baby?
25. Can I borrow your cell phone baby? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
26. Composers always score baby.
27. Hey beautiful! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
28. Hi, I have big feet sweetie.
29. Hey! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and sugar I'm lost at sea!
30. If I can't buy you a drink baby, at least let me fix your laptop.
31. Hey! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
32. Hey beautiful! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
33. Your eyes are really cute baby. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
34. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad sweetie, because you're the bomb!
35. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this baby?
36. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low sweetie.
37. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses sweetie, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
38. If you were a chicken baby, you'd be impeccable.
39. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are baby.
40. Hey beautiful! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
41. Hey! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
42. Hey! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
43. Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
44. Are you my boss baby? Because you've been making me work all day
45. Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; baby you got a little beautiful on your face.
46. Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs baby?!
47. Sweetie! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
48. You look familiar baby.
49. Sweetie! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
50. Sugar, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
51. Do you have a Band-Aid baby? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
52. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme sweetie? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
53. Was your father an alien baby? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
54. Hey! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
55. Excuse me, I'm lost gorgeous. Can you give me directions to your house?
56. Hey beautiful! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
57. Are you sitting on the F5 key baby? Because your backside is refreshing.
58. Hey beautiful! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
59. Hey beautiful! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
60. You had me at Hello World sweetie!
61. Do you have a map baby? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
62. Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you gorgeous.
63. Are your lips water baby? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...
64. Bond baby....James Bond
65. You’re like a casino baby, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
66. Do I know you gorgeous? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
67. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together sweetie.
68. Hey! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
69. You're so hot gorgeous, you denature my proteins.
70. Hey! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
71. Hey beautiful! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
72. My attraction to you is an inversed square law sweetie.
73. I don't have a girlfriend sweetie, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
74. Sweetie! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
75. Hey, I’m new in town sweetie, witch way to your house?
76. Do you remember me baby? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
77. Hey! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
78. Vogue just called gorgeous, they want to put you on the cover.
79. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me sweetie?
80. Urkuk lu Stalga. Gorgeous that’s Klingon for 'I love you sugar.'
81. I think there's something wrong with my eyes baby because I can't take them off you.
82. Hey! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because sugar your making me HOT!
83. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars gorgeous.
84. We haven't even spoken yet sweetie and I’m already on my knees!
85. Hey beautiful! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
86. Te Quiero Me Amore.
87. I see there’s a fire in your pants baby and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
88. Hey! Am I in heaven because sugar you just made my heart stop
89. Hey beautiful! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
90. I’m not drunk sweetie, I’m just intoxicated by you.
91. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name gorgeous.
92. Hey beautiful! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
93. Hey beautiful! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
94. Hey! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
95. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life baby, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
96. I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house baby.
97. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you baby, I'd have five cents.
98. Hey beautiful! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
99. Hey! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
100. You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen sweetie.
101. Hey beautiful! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
102. You’re like an energy drink gorgeous, I need you to keep going
103. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me cavities.
104. Hey! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
105. You’re sweeter than fructose baby.
106. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
107. Hey beautiful! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
108. Hey! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.