Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Cute pick up lines for your girlfriend

The following cute pick up lines for your girlfriend are amazing, they will make her smile, happy and most importantly, they will make her think that you are the best boyfriend around!
  1. If you were a chicken Sweetheart, you'd be impeccable.
  2. I hope you like coffee Sweetheart...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  3. Your eyes are really cute sweetie. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
  4. If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place sweetie.
  5. We haven't even spoken yet sweetie and I’m already on my knees!
  6. Babe! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  7. Babe! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
  8. Vogue just called babe, they want to put you on the cover.
  9. Sweetie! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
  10. I’m not drunk sweetie, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  11. Babe! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  12. You're so hot babe, you denature my proteins.
  13. My body is telling me yes sweetie. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
  14. Love! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
  15. I’m not a very good swimmer babe, do you have any lifeguard experience?
  16. Sweetie! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  17. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas babe?
  18. My love for you is like diarrhea Sweetheart, I just can’t hold it in!
  19. You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen sweetie.
  20. If kisses were snowflakes babe, I’d send you a blizzard.
  21. You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities.
  22. I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house Sweetheart.
  23. Babe! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
  24. Babe! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  25. You’re like a casino Sweetheart, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
  26. Excuse me, I'm lost babe. Can you give me directions to your house?
  27. Love! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  28. Babe! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and love I'm lost at sea!
  29. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart Sweetheart.
  30. Babe! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
  31. Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you babe.
  32. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me sweetie?
  33. Love! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  34. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute sweetie. How about a workout?
  35. Bond sweetie....James Bond
  36. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together sweetie.
  37. Babe! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  38. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are sweetie.
  39. Your surfboard is so big babe!
  40. If I can't buy you a drink sweetie, at least let me fix your laptop.
  41. Are you my boss Sweetheart? Because you've been making me work all day
  42. I think there's something wrong with my eyes sweetie because I can't take them off you.
  43. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life Sweetheart, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  44. Hey, I’m new in town sweetie, witch way to your house?
  45. Te Quiero Me Amore.
  46. If I followed you home Sweetheart, would you keep me?
  47. Love! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
  48. Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs Sweetheart?!
  49. Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open Sweetheart?
  50. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name babe.
  51. Babe! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  52. Sweetie! How much? To buy your heart love...
  53. Sweetie! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
  54. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
  55. Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; Sweetheart you got a little beautiful on your face.
  56. Love! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
  57. Sweetie! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  58. Babe! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
  59. You’re sweeter than fructose sweetie.
  60. You look familiar sweetie.
  61. Love, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  62. Hi, I have big feet sweetie.
  63. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme sweetie? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
  64. Do you have a map Sweetheart? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  65. Love you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you Sweetheart.
  66. Love! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  67. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this sweetie?
  68. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight Sweetheart?
  69. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad sweetie, because you're the bomb!
  70. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone babe. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
  71. I see there’s a fire in your pants sweetie and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
  72. Love! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
  73. Love! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
  74. Composers always score sweetie.
  75. Love! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
  76. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low sweetie.
  77. Sweetie! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  78. Do I know you babe? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  79. I don't have a girlfriend sweetie, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
  80. Babe! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
  81. Can I borrow your cell phone Sweetheart? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  82. My attraction to you is an inversed square law sweetie.
  83. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses sweetie, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  84. You had me at Hello World sweetie!
  85. Urkuk lu Stalga. Babe that’s Klingon for 'I love you love.'
  86. You’re like an energy drink babe, I need you to keep going
  87. Babe! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
  88. Babe! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
  89. Babe! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
  90. Sweetie! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
  91. Love! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
  92. Love! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
  93. Babe! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because love your making me HOT!
  94. Love! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
  95. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars babe.
  96. Babe! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
  97. Love! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  98. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you sweetie, I'd have five cents.
  99. You have monkey wrench eyes babe, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
  100. You hear that babe? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  101. Do you have a Band-Aid sweetie? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
  102. Babe! Am I in heaven because love you just made my heart stop
  103. Love! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  104. Are you sitting on the F5 key sweetie? Because your backside is refreshing.
  105. Was your father an alien sweetie? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  106. Love! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
  107. Do you remember me sweetie? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  108. Are your lips water sweetie? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...

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