Muslim pick up lines

I've spent many hours trying to collect as many Muslim pick up lines as possible, enjoy! If you have a Muslim pick up line that you really like or would like to contribute to this post, please do so in the comment section below.

1. Hello! Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?
2. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Your father must be a terrorist, because you're da bomb!
3. Hey you! What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
4. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
5. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! It will be hard to beat anyone more beautiful than you - and I mean beat literally.
6. Hello! Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
7. Hey you! Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.
8. Hello! Your father must be a printer because your picture has been plastered in my mind all day.
9. Hello! Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
10. Hi! I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
11. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! So, Where is your Wali?
12. Hi! I thought the Hoor al-Ayn only lived in Jannah.
13. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
14. Hello! Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
15. Hi! Do you remember me? From the alam al-arwah?
16. Hey you! Let’s get married so I don’t have to lower my gaze every time you walk in the room
17. Hey you! I'm looking for the Made In Jannah tag
18. Hey you! Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
19. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! You’re so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
20. Assalamu alaikum! I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
21. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! When you bend over - you remind me of my sister.
22. Assalamu alaikum! Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
23. Hey you! Do you want to date? I bought a box full when I went to Medina.
24. Hello! You can be the queen of my Hurs anyday.
25. Hi! I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
26. Hi! I'm new here; can you take me to the closest masjid?
27. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! You are the reason why hijab was mandated.
28. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
29. Hello! Have your wali call my ammi
30. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! I must be a Saudi Prince - one look at you and I have a gusher in my pants.
31. Hello! You’re so fine; I want to marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
32. Hi! You're so beautiful; You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
33. Assalamu alaikum! Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
34. Assalamu alaikum! Girl you fine, TAKBEER
35. Assalamu alaikum! Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
36. Hi! I just made dua for YOU.
37. Hello! I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
38. Hi! Do you work for al Qaeda? u hijacked my heart
39. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
40. Hi! I'm a nice Muslim boy and you seem like a nice Muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?
41. Hey you! Nice ankles. Very nice.
42. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! if looking at you is gunnah then I don't want to get any sawab
43. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai.
44. Hello! I'm the guy you've been praying five times a day for.
45. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! If I become a shaheed I will get 72 of you!
46. Hey you! You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
47. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Want to date? i bought a whole box when I went to medina.
48. Hi! How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
49. Hello! Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, She aiight.
50. Hey you! Excuse me does this smell like chloroform to you?
51. Hey you! So, read any good Surahs lately?
52. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Can I have your wali's phone number?
53. Hey you! Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
54. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! When i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
55. Hey you! Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.
56. Hi! Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
57. Hello! To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
58. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! You fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really paid off
59. Assalamu alaikum! You are a thief, you know, it’s wrong to steal my hearth in Islam.
60. Hello! Just say out loud - MASHA'ALLAH!
61. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! You make me realize why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
62. Hello! I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
63. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Want to ride shotgun on my camel?
64. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! That hijab really compliments your eyes.
65. Hi! I'm one of the few guys to get a hur al-ayn not only in the Next Life but in this one as well
66. Hi! Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!
67. Assalamu alaikum! Girl...I know its haraam paying so much interest in you...but I can't help myself...
68. Assalamu alaikum! Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
69. Hello! I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
70. Hi! That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.
71. Hi! I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
72. Hi! Have your ammi call my ammi
73. Hey you! Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the room..
74. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
75. Hey you! My name is BlackSeed, I do the body good.
76. Hello! Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
77. Hey you! Your feet made me lower my gaze.
78. Hello! You shine with so much nur that you could light up a room in my heart
79. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! I don’t need mahr...YOU are my mahr
80. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
81. Hello! Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
82. Hi! OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.
83. Assalamu alaikum! Want to pray in jamaat? Shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?
84. Hi! Praise be to Allah, who created you so beautifully full of nur
85. Assalamu alaikum! After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
86. Assalamu alaikum! You are the coolness of my eyes.
87. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! The noor on your face is so strong, I think I'm going to go blind!
88. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! I know what you are thinking Is that a bomb in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?
89. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?
90. Hello! I have some sort of sickness but Allah has created a cure, that’s you.
91. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
92. Hey you! You must be the Buraq, because I want to ride you all the way to heaven.
93. Assalamu alaikum! Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?
94. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! You are the noor of my eyes.
95. Assalamu alaikum! Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
96. Assalamu alaikum! So what time does a huri like you have to be back in paradise?
97. Hey you! I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eating'?
98. Assalamu alaikum sister/brother! Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
99. Assalamu alaikum! I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
100. Hey you! I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
101. Assalamu alaikum! I promise you the tent of your dreams.
102. Assalamu alaikum! Looks around girls hijab sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag
103. Hello! Are those legs halal?