Sunday, November 30, 2014

Geometry pick up lines

These geometry pick up lines are really witty and full of surprises, but this is not an exhaustive list, if you know other ones, please add them in the comment section bellow. 1. Hello baby! I wish I were a problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk. 2. Baby, I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior. 3. You have nicer legs baby than an Isosceles right triangle. 4. You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip 5. Baby, you're sweeter than pi. 6. Your beauty love cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. 7. Hey girl...nice asymptote. 8. I’m sine and you're cosine baby, want to make like a tangent? 9. Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical? 10. Being without you baby is like being a metric space in which exists 11. I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves 12. Are you a 90 degree angle baby? Because you are looking right! 13. Hey baby, what's your sine? 14. I'll be the one over your cosx and baby, we can have secx! 15. Whoops love, I think my binomials just expanded 16. Hello baby! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending 17. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head baby is extremely enchanting. 18. I memorized the first 300 digits of π baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too. 19. Baby I’ll be your asymptotes so I can shape your curves... 20. I heard you're sin baby because you're always on top when we make tangent 21. I'm not being obtuse baby, you are being acute girl 22. Hey, baby … nice asymptote. 23. Hi baby! I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever. 24. Hello baby! You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you. 25. You've got more curves baby than a triple integral. 26. You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral. 27. Baby, what's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one 28. Baby my love for you goes on like the number pi 29. let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves

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