Sunday, November 9, 2014

Mean pick up lines for girls

This is the ultimate list of mean pick up lines for girls, if you know other ones, please post them in the comment section below, I'll be more than glad to include them in this list.
  1. Hey! You can call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass.
  2. Hey honey! I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass!
  3. Hey honey! Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
  4. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate baby.
  5. Hey there! What do you like for breakfast?
  6. Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila Drink this baby, and then call me when you're ready.
  7. Hey there! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'
  8. Brrr! My hands are cold baby. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
  9. Hey! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
  10. Want to play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
  11. Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?
  12. Want to make a porno sweetheart? We don't have to tape it.
  13. Excuse me baby, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
  14. Hey! My d*ck's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
  15. Hey honey! If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  16. Hey there! Excuse me, but do you have tickets? Tickets for what? Point to arm and
  17. Hey there! If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
  18. If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me baby? No Well, I don't, so let's go.
  19. I'm afraid of the dark baby... Will you sleep with me tonight?
  20. Hey honey! They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
  21. Hey! Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  22. Is your name winter baby? Because you'll be coming soon.
  23. Do you have a shovel baby? Cause I'm diggin' that ass!
  24. Hey you! You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
  25. Hey, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
  26. Hey you! Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.
  27. Do you like yoga? Cause Honey gonna love this d*ck.
  28. Can I be the wiener in your hotdog baby?
  29. We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows baby... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
  30. Hey wussup! That’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  31. Use index finger to call someone over then say I made you come with one finger baby, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
  32. Hey sweetheart! I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
  33. Hey honey! Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this d*ck to your forehead so you CD's nuts.
  34. You know what I like in a girl baby? My d*ck.
  35. Are you spaghetti baby because I want you to meat my balls.

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