Calculus pick up lines

In case you would like to have fun with the opposite sex, especially if you are dealing with math people, then you need to use the following calculus pick up lines, they are very easy to use and are extremely fun. Here, you’ll also find many dirty calculus pick up lines, so be careful what you decide you use!

1. Hello babe! I don’t like my current friend. Mind if I do a you‑substitution?
2. Hello babe! Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
3. I'm overheating babe because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
4. Sweetheart, I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
5. Sweetheart, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
6. Hello baby! At absolute zero, you would still move me.
7. Yo , I heard you’re good at math love... Because your legs are always divided.
8. I'll be the one over your cosx and baby, we can have secx!
9. You have nicer legs baby than an Isosceles right triangle.
10. Hello baby! Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending
11. I wish I was your calculus homework babe , because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
12. I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts baby. You look toned
13. I heard you're good at algebra baby - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
14. Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates baby: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
15. My love for you is like a concave up function love because it is always increasing.
16. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds babe . What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
17. Hi baby! I'm like pi babe , I'm really long and I go on forever.
18. Hello baby! Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.
19. I'm not being obtuse baby, you are being acute
20. Hi baby! I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.
21. Sweetheart! My love for you goes on like the number pi
22. I wish I was your derivative love so I could lie tangent to your curves
23. I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.
24. You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.
25. I'd like to plug my solution love into your equation.
26. Hey babe , can i see what's under your radical?
27. I heard you're sin babe because you're always on top when we make tangent
28. Hello baby! You and I add up better than a riemann sum.
29. Hello babe , but can I get your seven significant digits?
30. Girl I 1-sin(theta) you.
31. I memorized the first 300 digits of π baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.
32. Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
33. Hello baby! What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
34. You + Me love = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip
35. The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom babe .
36. I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.
37. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you baby?
38. I heard you like math , so what's the sum of U+Me
39. Our love is like dividing by zero baby.... you cannot define it
40. Hello baby! If I were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards
41. Hello baby! I wish I were a problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk.
42. Honey int2x,x,10,13]?
43. Hey, baby … nice asymptote.
44. You may be out of my range babe , but I’d love to show you my domain.
45. My love for you baby is a monotonically increasing.
46. Hi baby! If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
47. I do believe I am your reciprocal babe ; we will be one when we multiply.
48. Sweetheart, what's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one
49. Hey ...nice asymptote.
50. Hi baby! I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!
51. Whoops love, I think my binomials just expanded
52. I’m not being obtuse babe , but you're acute .
53. Hi baby, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
54. If I went binary love, you would be the 1 for me.
55. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nominal?
56. You've got more curves baby than a triple integral.
57. Approach infinity babe , because I want to go all the way with you.
58. If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet baby? No? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
59. Hello babe ! You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
60. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head babe is extremely enchanting.
61. I wish I were your second derivative love so I could investigate your concavities.
62. Your beauty love cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
63. Hey babe , what's your sine?