Funny chemistry pick up lines

The following list contains very funny chemistry pick up lines, you should use them, they are simply hilarious.

1. Are you on the periodic table honey? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine
2. I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer sweetheart!
3. If I were an enzyme sweetheart, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
4. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium babe...because you’re a total BaBe.
5. You’re so cute honey you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
6. Didn't you know babe that chemists do it periodically on the table?
7. Together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
8. You must be chlorine babe because you are polarizing my bond!
9. If I could rearrange the periodic table sweetheart, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.
10. If you were a laser sweetheart, you'd be set on stunning.
11. You are the HCl to my NaOH babe, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together
12. Are you a nonvolatile particle honey? Because you raise my boiling point.
13. I must be a diamond now sweetheart, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
14. Hey, want to form a zygote sweetheart?
15. Chem students do it on the table periodically sweetheart.
16. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum sweetheart, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
17. It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling darling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
18. If you let me pump my H+ ions into your inter-membrane space sweetheart, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
19. If you were an element sweetheart, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive
20. How about me and you honey go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
21. You be Flourine and I'll be Francium babe and maybe later I can give you an electron
22. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium honey? Because you are Cu-Te
23. Hey honey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
24. Hi! Does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon sweetheart? Because you are the ONe.
25. Want to meet up darling so I can excite your natural frequency?
26. Girl are you a charged atom sweetheart, because I've got my ion you.
27. My bond length might be short darling, but it can still give you some "electron density"
28. Let’s meet somewhere darling... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod
29. Forget hydrogen sweetheart you're my number one element
30. Babe you must be a neuron honey, because you got some action potential
31. If you were C6 sweetheart, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than high corn fructose syrup.
32. I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate babe - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
33. Babe! you make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
34. Do you have 11 protons sweetheart? Because you're Sodium fine!
35. stop with diet coke honey, you've got plenty of ASS-pertame
36. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum honey, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
37. You are made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur babe? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
38. You must be calcium bicarbonate babe, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
39. Do you like Science sweetheart? Because tonight you’re going to sample my DNA
40. Are you a carbon sample honey? Because I want to date you.
41. You give my electrons a positive charge honey.
42. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you babe?
43. Let's make like a transcription factor darling and response element and turn things on.
44. I believe you and I could prove the "Lock and Key" model later tonight sweetheart.
45. Want to be my enzyme darling?
46. I’m more attracted to you babe then F is attracted to an electron.
47. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium honey, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful
48. You must be a start codon sweetheart because you are turning me on.
49. You must be gibberelin babe, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
50. If you were a concentration gradient sweetheart I'd go down on you!
51. Me and you babe would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
52. You're like an exothermic reaction babe; you spread your hotness everywhere!
53. I wish I was an Ion honey so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
54. We have great chemistry darling, let’s do some biology.
55. I've got my ion you darling!
56. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin honey because, I want you!
57. We can make a mess honey as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
58. Are you a scientist honey? Because I Lab you
59. Whenever I am near you sweetheart, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
60. If I could program the universe sweetheart, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
61. You're hotter than a bunsen burner babe set to full power!
62. Let's find out our combined volume darling, by displacing the water in my water bed.
63. I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig sweetheart......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.
64. you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon sweetheart, because you are FINe
65. If you let your acid react with my base honey, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
66. How about you Palmitoylate my protein sweetheart, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
67. Is it getting hot in here darling? Or is it just our bond that is forming?
68. Gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up sweetheart.
69. Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon babe? Because you are F-I-Ne
70. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane sweetheart, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
71. Hey, are you an alpha carbon honey, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
72. Sweetheart! I want to stick to u like glue-cose
73. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight sweetheart?
74. Want to alkylate my alkoxide darling? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
75. We fit together honey like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
76. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom sweetheart, and me on top?
77. Honey, do you want to extract some protein from my column?
78. We’ve got chemistry together... next period.
79. I just bought a molecular model kit sweetheart; want to play with my stick and balls?
80. Hey, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction babe?
81. If you were oxygen babe, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
82. Hey, can I be your enzyme sweetheart? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
83. I wish I was an Ion sweetheart so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
84. I wish I were adenine sweetheart because then I could get paired with U.

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