Car pick up lines

The following car pick up lines are fantastic if you are trying to pick up a girl in an automotive situation. You just need the right confidence and sense of humor. But be careful, many of these automotive pick up lines contain dirty language, or hints of sexuality, so, know what you are doing and use them at your own risks. Let’s start with funny car pick up lines:

• Let me polish your exhaust sweetheart.
• I'll race you babe to (name of a nice restaurant). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.
• Did you invite all these people?
• Excuse me baby, are you Swedish? Because you're the Swedish thing I've ever seen.
• Hey sweetheart, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
• Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole babe?
• My nuts are made of titanium.
• Hey sweetie, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
• Want to go for a ride honey?
• Excuse me sweetheart, my car phone is on the fritz. May I please borrow yours to call my broker to initiate an urgent trade?
• Ever had sex in bucket seats babe?
• I have titanium nuts baby.
• Do you want to pet my puppy?
• Hey, do you like your car baby? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
• Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first site baby? And if not, would you mind waiting here while I drive around the block?
• Would you like to lubricate my camshaft babe?
• Bond babe...James Bond.
• Race you to the next light sweetie!
• I hate sitting in traffic like this, don't you darling? Let's get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out.
• Can I take off your valve over baby?
• I'm on my way to the pet store to pick out a new puppy babe... would you like to help me?
• Is your battery dead babe? Because I'd love to jump you.
• Hey sweetheart, if you were a car, I'd let you jump me.

Now, some cheesy car pick up lines:

• Do you know if there is a Starbucks near-by sweetheart? May I buy you a cup of coffee to show my appreciation?
• I need some hands on help with my rod/stroke ratio babe.
• Baby! You blow my fuses.
• Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe babe?
• Hey precious, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
• Hey darling, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.
• Hey darling, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
• Can I vacuum your carpet baby?
• I'll pop your clutch sweetheart.
• Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes honey? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to sparkle.
• Hi sweetheart! I'm from out of town and lost...could you show me the way to your house?

What about race car pick up lines? Yes, you can use the following driving pick up lines for such purpose as well.

• If you were a Dodge sweetie, I'd RAM you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight babe, or I should drive around the block again?
• Do you come here often?
• I'd love to jack you up honey and check out your undercarriage.
• Hello darling. I'm sorry but I'm lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?
• Hey darling, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
• Would you like to blow my head gasket sweetie?
• They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small di*k... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto babe?
• I'll turn your driveshaft baby.
• Do you know what the difference is between you and my car babe? I'd love to wreck you.
• I need some coolant sweetie, because you've got my engine overheating.
• Since gas prices are so high sweetie, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
• Can I buy you a tank of gas baby?
• Baby! You make my whistle tip go wooo wooo.
• Girls love my 12" crank sweetheart.
• I'm lost sweetheart; can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
• Can I put my dipstick in your oil tank baby?
• Excuse me sweetheart, we're going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you're blinding all the other drivers.
• Pardon me babe, do you have any Grey Poupon?
• I noticed your right front tire is a little low honey. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.
• Can I rearrange your rear view mirrorS baby?
• Hey pull over gorgeous; your car is on Fire!
• Hey precious! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
• You know, I was having a really rotten day until you smiled at me darling. Can I buy you lunch as a thank you?
• Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system sweetheart? I need directions to get into your pants.
• Those are some nice headlights baby, but there's no need to put your highbeams on… yet.
• Hey darling, if you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
• Will I get a chance to pop your clutch sweetheart?
• If you were a car door sweetheart, I'd slam you all night long.
• Hey darling, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
• Need a jump babe?
• Nice Headlight sweetie!
• Can I check out your exhaust pipe honey?
• Hey darling, check your oil?
• Hey sweetheart, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.