Funny and clean pick up lines

Use the following funny and clean pick up lines if you don't want to use dirty ones, they are very safe to say and will not backfire on you if you found yourself saying them to the wrong person! What I really enjoy about these funny and clean pick up lines is that they are completely safe, meaning that you are not going to have troubles, absolutely none! As they do not contain dirty language and are not offensive.

1. I need more than 140 characters baby to tell you how beautiful you are.
2. You are what I want for Christmas baby.
3. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall sweetie... is in love with me.
4. Do you know karate precious? Because your body is really kickin.
5. Your eyes are like a sunset darling, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
6. I must be lost baby … because I see paradise.
7. Are we related precious? Do you want to be?
8. Apart from being sexy honey, what do you do for a living?
9. Hey sweetheart, I'm new in town.
10. Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
11. I think I've seen you somewhere before babe. You're the same girl from my dream last night.
12. You look very familiar.
13. I need more than 140 characters babe to tell you how beautiful you are.
14. Know what's on the menu precious? Me-n-u.
15. Excuse me sweetheart, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
16. Is it bright out here babe, or is that just your halo?
17. I'm not trying to impress you or anything sweetie, but... I'm Batman!
18. Do you believe in love at first sight babe, or should I walk by again?
19. Gee, that's a nice set of legs sweetheart, what time do they open?
20. Are you sitting on the F5 key darling? Because your backside is refreshing.
21. I know I'm not a library book babe but I can tell when you're checking me out.
22. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
23. Are you a parking ticket sweetheart? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
24. I’m not a very good swimmer darling, do you have any lifeguard experience?
25. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night darling?
26. Can I copy your dance moves precious?
27. I’ve got my eye on you, baby!
28. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you sweetie, I'd have five cents.
29. How was your last skinny dip sweetheart? I bet I can make your next one better.
30. What is your favorite color baby? Mine too!
31. I'm no photographer sweetheart, but I can picture us together.
32. If kisses were snowflakes sweetheart, I’d send you a blizzard.
33. Let me borrow that number baby.
34. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses honey, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
35. Damn, your legs go all the way up and make and a*s of themselves!
36. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor babe... what say we tie up for the night?
37. Does it matter sweetheart where here is if I'm there?
38. If I had to rate you out of 10 sweetheart. I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
39. Do you want to go camping precious? Cause I'm pitchin a tent
40. I'm new in this town! Do you think I could have directions to your house?
41. You look familiar darling.
42. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
43. I hope you know CPR sweetheart, because you take my breath away!
44. Do you believe in love at first sight darling, or should I walk by again?
45. Is your name homework honey? I'm not doing you, but I should be.
46. If beauty were time sweetie, you’d be eternity.
47. Hi sweetheart, do you believe in one night stands?
48. If kisses were snowflakes sweetie, I’d send you a blizzard.
49. I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
50. Hey, are those jeans sweetheart? Because they're blue!!
51. People call me John precious, but you can call me Tonight!
52. Hey are those cheese doodles in your hair sweetheart? Because I’m froggy and want to eat them! dam cuz I’m hungry.
53. I hope you like coffee sweetheart...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
54. If you're advertising babe, I'm buying!
55. I barely noticed you in the winter months sweetheart.
56. Is your name Wi-Fi sweetie? Because I’m feeling a connection.
57. I know how to please a woman babe.
58. Is your name Summer babe? Cause you are hot!
59. Apart from being sexy darling, what do you do for a living?
60. I've had such an off week baby but seeing you just turns me on.
61. You're hotter than donut grease baby.
62. Am I dead, Angel? This must be heaven!
63. I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
64. What’s a nice darling like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
65. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators sweetheart, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
66. Good thing I Brought a map sweetheart, because I just got Lost in your Eyes.
67. I'm not a photographer babe.....but I can picture us together.
68. Apart from being sexy sweetheart, what do you do for a living?