- Are you my boss baby? Because you've been making me work all day
- You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart baby.
- Te Quiero Me Amore.
- Are your lips water baby? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...
- Babe! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
- Hi! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
- You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen sugar.
- Do you have a Band-Aid baby? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
- Sugar, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- Kissing burns 5 calories a minute baby. How about a workout?
- If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together sugar.
- Babe! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
- I think there's something wrong with my eyes baby because I can't take them off you.
- Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs baby?!
- Hey, I’m new in town sugar, witch way to your house?
- Your eyes are really cute baby. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
- A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars baby.
- Vogue just called baby, they want to put you on the cover.
- You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities.
- If kisses were snowflakes baby, I’d send you a blizzard.
- I’m not a very good swimmer baby, do you have any lifeguard experience?
- Bond baby....James Bond
- Hi! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
- You're so hot baby, you denature my proteins.
- You’re sweeter than fructose baby.
- You had me at Hello World Babe!
- Babe! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
- My attraction to you is an inversed square law sugar.
- If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place sugar.
- Hi! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
- Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low sugar.
- Babe! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
- Composers always score baby.
- Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you baby.
- Hi! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
- Urkuk lu Stalga. Baby that’s Klingon for 'I love you sugar.'
- Babe! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
- Your surfboard is so big baby!
- I hope you like coffee baby...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
- Do you remember me baby? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
- Babe! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
- You look familiar baby.
- You have monkey wrench eyes baby, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
- Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; baby you got a little beautiful on your face.
- Hi! Am I in heaven because sugar you just made my heart stop
- Babe! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- Babe! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
- My love for you is like diarrhea baby, I just can’t hold it in!
- Babe! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
- Babe! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas baby?
- Hi! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
- I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are baby.
- Babe! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
- Can I borrow your cell phone baby? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
- I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house baby.
- If you were a chicken baby, you'd be impeccable.
- Babe! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
- Hi! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
- I’m not drunk sugar, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- I see there’s a fire in your pants baby and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
- Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you baby.
- Somebody needs to call the bomb squad sugar, because you're the bomb!
- Hi! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
- If I followed you home baby, would you keep me?
- Hi, I have big feet sugar.
- Hi! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
- You’re like an energy drink baby, I need you to keep going
- Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me sugar?
- Hi! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- Hi! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
- You’re like a casino baby, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
- Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight baby?
- Babe! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
- Babe! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
- Babe! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
- Babe! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
- We haven't even spoken yet sugar and I’m already on my knees!
- Hi! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
- Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
- Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone baby. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this baby?
- I don't have a girlfriend sugar, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
- Babe! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
- Babe! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name baby.
- Hi! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because sugar your making me HOT!
- Babe! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- Babe! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Babe! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
- Hi! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
- My body is telling me yes baby. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
- If I can't buy you a drink baby, at least let me fix your laptop.
- Do you have a map baby? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- Babe! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
- Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
- I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life baby, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
- Excuse me, I'm lost baby. Can you give me directions to your house?
- Hi! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
- Hi! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Hi! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and sugar I'm lost at sea!
- Are you sitting on the F5 key baby? Because your backside is refreshing.
- You hear that baby? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you baby, I'd have five cents.
- Was your father an alien baby? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme sugar? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
- Do I know you baby? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses sugar, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Sunday, January 11, 2015
Cute and cheesy pick up lines
Today, I would like to share with you a list of some very cute and cheesy pick up lines you can use easily.
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