Sunday, January 11, 2015

Cute and cheesy pick up lines

Today, I would like to share with you a list of some very cute and cheesy pick up lines you can use easily.
  1. Are you my boss baby? Because you've been making me work all day
  2. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart baby.
  3. Te Quiero Me Amore.
  4. Are your lips water baby? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...
  5. Babe! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
  6. Hi! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
  7. You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen sugar.
  8. Do you have a Band-Aid baby? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
  9. Sugar, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  10. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute baby. How about a workout?
  11. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together sugar.
  12. Babe! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
  13. I think there's something wrong with my eyes baby because I can't take them off you.
  14. Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs baby?!
  15. Hey, I’m new in town sugar, witch way to your house?
  16. Your eyes are really cute baby. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
  17. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars baby.
  18. Vogue just called baby, they want to put you on the cover.
  19. You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities.
  20. If kisses were snowflakes baby, I’d send you a blizzard.
  21. I’m not a very good swimmer baby, do you have any lifeguard experience?
  22. Bond baby....James Bond
  23. Hi! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
  24. You're so hot baby, you denature my proteins.
  25. You’re sweeter than fructose baby.
  26. You had me at Hello World Babe!
  27. Babe! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
  28. My attraction to you is an inversed square law sugar.
  29. If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place sugar.
  30. Hi! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  31. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low sugar.
  32. Babe! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
  33. Composers always score baby.
  34. Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you baby.
  35. Hi! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
  36. Urkuk lu Stalga. Baby that’s Klingon for 'I love you sugar.'
  37. Babe! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
  38. Your surfboard is so big baby!
  39. I hope you like coffee baby...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  40. Do you remember me baby? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  41. Babe! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  42. You look familiar baby.
  43. You have monkey wrench eyes baby, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
  44. Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; baby you got a little beautiful on your face.
  45. Hi! Am I in heaven because sugar you just made my heart stop
  46. Babe! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  47. Babe! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  48. My love for you is like diarrhea baby, I just can’t hold it in!
  49. Babe! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
  50. Babe! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
  51. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas baby?
  52. Hi! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
  53. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are baby.
  54. Babe! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  55. Can I borrow your cell phone baby? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  56. I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house baby.
  57. If you were a chicken baby, you'd be impeccable.
  58. Babe! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
  59. Hi! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
  60. I’m not drunk sugar, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  61. I see there’s a fire in your pants baby and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
  62. Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you baby.
  63. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad sugar, because you're the bomb!
  64. Hi! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
  65. If I followed you home baby, would you keep me?
  66. Hi, I have big feet sugar.
  67. Hi! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  68. You’re like an energy drink baby, I need you to keep going
  69. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me sugar?
  70. Hi! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  71. Hi! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
  72. You’re like a casino baby, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
  73. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight baby?
  74. Babe! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  75. Babe! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
  76. Babe! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
  77. Babe! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
  78. We haven't even spoken yet sugar and I’m already on my knees!
  79. Hi! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
  80. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
  81. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone baby. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
  82. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this baby?
  83. I don't have a girlfriend sugar, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
  84. Babe! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
  85. Babe! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
  86. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name baby.
  87. Hi! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because sugar your making me HOT!
  88. Babe! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  89. Babe! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  90. Babe! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
  91. Hi! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
  92. My body is telling me yes baby. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
  93. If I can't buy you a drink baby, at least let me fix your laptop.
  94. Do you have a map baby? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  95. Babe! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  96. Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
  97. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life baby, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  98. Excuse me, I'm lost baby. Can you give me directions to your house?
  99. Hi! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  100. Hi! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  101. Hi! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and sugar I'm lost at sea!
  102. Are you sitting on the F5 key baby? Because your backside is refreshing.
  103. You hear that baby? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  104. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you baby, I'd have five cents.
  105. Was your father an alien baby? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  106. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme sugar? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
  107. Do I know you baby? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  108. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses sugar, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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