- I bet you $50 you're going to turn me down darling.
- No wonder the sky is grey today darling; all the blue is in your eyes.
- Do you have a map darling? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
- You’re like an energy drink beautiful, I need you to keep going.
- Darling! My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
- You don't need keys to drive me crazy babe.
- Forget about Spiderman sweetheart, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
- I'm not a photographer darling, but I can picture me and you together.
- Is your dad a drug dealer darling? Cause you're so Dope!
- Kiss me if I'm wrong sweetheart, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Darling! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
- Hey babe... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
- My name isn't Elmo sweetheart, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
- I'm not drunk darling; I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
- You must be a ninja gorgeous, because you snuck into my heart
- You're kind of, sort of, basically, pretty much always on my mind darling.
- Darling! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
- You're like a dictionary darling; you add meaning to my life!
- If you were a chicken darling, you'd be impeccable.
- Pinch me gorgeous. Why? You're so fine I must be dreaming.
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, because darling, you're the bomb.
- Damn darling, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
- You had me at Hello World gorgeous!
- Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty darling.
- Darling! I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
- I didn't know that angels could fly so low darling!
- I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house darling.
- Darling! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
- I'm not actually this tall babe. I'm sitting on my wallet.
- Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open darling?
- Is your daddy a Baker sweetheart? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
- Smoking is hazardous to your health... and darling, you're killing me!
- Did you invent the airplane darling? Cause you seem Wright for me.
- Gorgeous! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
- Hello sweetheart, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- Hi, I have big feet gorgeous.
- Is your last name Campbell sweetheart? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
- Be unique and different darling, say yes.
- Excuse me darling, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
- Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mitt just to touch you darling.
- Gorgeous! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
- My attraction to you is an inversed square law gorgeous.
- You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen gorgeous.
- Darling! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
- Darling! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
- You're so beautiful darling that you made me forget my pickup line.
- My body is telling me yes babe. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
- Life without you darling would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
- I'm not trying to impress you or anything sweetheart, but... I'm Batman!
- Hi beautiful! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
- Hi babe! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- I seem to have lost my phone number darling. Can I have yours?
- People call me John darling, but you can call me tonight.
- I tried my best to not feel anything for you darling. Guess what? I failed.
- Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you beautiful.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name beautiful.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U gorgeous?
- Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want some more gorgeous.
- My love for you is like diarrhea darling, I just can’t hold it in!
- They say dating is a numbers game gorgeous... so can I get your number?
- If I had a garden sweetheart I'd put your two lips and my two lips together gorgeous.
- Your surfboard is so big beautiful!
- Somebody needs to call the bomb squad darling, because you're the bomb!
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy darling.
- My lips are like skittles darling. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And darling, I'm lost at sea.
- Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low gorgeous.
- Do you live in a corn field sweetheart, because I'm stalking you.
- You’re so babe darling, your giving me cavities.
- Gorgeous! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
- A face without freckles darling is like a night sky without stars beautiful.
- Something tells me you're babe. Can I please have a taste?
- Is there an airport nearby darling or is that just my heart taking off?
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
One line pick up lines
These one line pick up lines are fantastic to get a great first impression; you just need the right self-confidence and humor.
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