- Hey, I’m new in town beautiful, witch way to your house?
- Urkuk lu Stalga. Darling that’s Klingon for 'I love you sugar.'
- I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house baby.
- Your eyes are really cute beautiful. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
- Darling! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
- Composers always score beautiful.
- Sugar! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
- If kisses were snowflakes darling, I’d send you a blizzard.
- My love for you is like diarrhea baby, I just can’t hold it in!
- Bond beautiful....James Bond
- Do I know you darling? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- You're so hot darling, you denature my proteins.
- Sugar! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
- Sugar! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart baby.
- Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you darling.
- Sugar! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
- You hear that darling? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
- If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place beautiful.
- Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
- Are you sitting on the F5 key beautiful? Because your backside is refreshing.
- If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you beautiful, I'd have five cents.
- I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life baby, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
- Darling! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
- If I can't buy you a drink beautiful, at least let me fix your laptop.
- Kissing burns 5 calories a minute beautiful. How about a workout?
- If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together beautiful.
- Are you my boss baby? Because you've been making me work all day
- Sugar! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses beautiful, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name darling.
- Beautiful! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
- Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me beautiful?
- You’re sweeter than fructose beautiful.
- Darling! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- My attraction to you is an inversed square law beautiful.
- Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs baby?!
- You’re like an energy drink darling, I need you to keep going
- Sugar! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
- I hope you like coffee baby...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
- Sugar! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
- You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen beautiful.
- Are your lips water beautiful? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...
- Sugar! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and sugar I'm lost at sea!
- Darling! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
- You look familiar beautiful.
- I think there's something wrong with my eyes beautiful because I can't take them off you.
- Sugar! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because sugar your making me HOT!
- Sugar! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
- Darling! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
- Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
- Darling! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
- Hi, I have big feet beautiful.
- I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are beautiful.
- Beautiful! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
- Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone darling. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
- Sugar! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
- Beautiful! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- Te Quiero Me Amore.
- Beautiful! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
- If I followed you home baby, would you keep me?
- Do you remember me beautiful? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
- My body is telling me yes beautiful. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
- Sugar! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
- Sugar! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
- Darling! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
- Darling! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
- Beautiful! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
- We haven't even spoken yet beautiful and I’m already on my knees!
- Somebody needs to call the bomb squad beautiful, because you're the bomb!
- Darling! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
- I don't have a girlfriend beautiful, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
- Do you have a map baby? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight baby?
- Was your father an alien beautiful? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Sugar! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
- Vogue just called darling, they want to put you on the cover.
- Darling! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
- Sugar! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- Darling! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
- You have monkey wrench eyes darling, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
- You’re like a casino baby, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
- Sugar, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- I’m not drunk beautiful, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; baby you got a little beautiful on your face.
- Darling! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- You had me at Hello World beautiful!
- If you were a chicken baby, you'd be impeccable.
- I’m not a very good swimmer darling, do you have any lifeguard experience?
- Sugar! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this beautiful?
- Darling! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
- Can I borrow your cell phone baby? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
- Beautiful! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
- I see there’s a fire in your pants beautiful and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
- Beautiful! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
- Darling! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas darling?
- Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you baby.
- You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities.
- Sugar! Am I in heaven because sugar you just made my heart stop
- Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low beautiful.
- A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars darling.
- Excuse me, I'm lost darling. Can you give me directions to your house?
- Your surfboard is so big darling!
- Darling! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme beautiful? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
- Do you have a Band-Aid beautiful? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Very cute and corny pick up lines
These very cute and corny pick up lines are ideal for making a fantastic first impression, what I really enjoy about them is that they are very difficult to reject as they are so innocent yet so cute and attractive.
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