Saturday, January 10, 2015

Very cute and corny pick up lines

These very cute and corny pick up lines are ideal for making a fantastic first impression, what I really enjoy about them is that they are very difficult to reject as they are so innocent yet so cute and attractive.
  1. Hey, I’m new in town beautiful, witch way to your house?
  2. Urkuk lu Stalga. Darling that’s Klingon for 'I love you sugar.'
  3. I'm new in this town – do you think I could have directions to your house baby.
  4. Your eyes are really cute beautiful. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a litle cuter than the left one.
  5. Darling! You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.
  6. Composers always score beautiful.
  7. Sugar! Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
  8. If kisses were snowflakes darling, I’d send you a blizzard.
  9. My love for you is like diarrhea baby, I just can’t hold it in!
  10. Bond beautiful....James Bond
  11. Do I know you darling? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  12. You're so hot darling, you denature my proteins.
  13. Sugar! Looks like Mr. Right didn’t show, can i take his place?
  14. Sugar! You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
  15. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart baby.
  16. Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you darling.
  17. Sugar! Excuse me but is this a one person boat because I would rock with you all night long!
  18. You hear that darling? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  19. If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place beautiful.
  20. Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open baby?
  21. Are you sitting on the F5 key beautiful? Because your backside is refreshing.
  22. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you beautiful, I'd have five cents.
  23. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life baby, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  24. Darling! Women always say men think with their dick so why don't you blow my mind!
  25. If I can't buy you a drink beautiful, at least let me fix your laptop.
  26. Kissing burns 5 calories a minute beautiful. How about a workout?
  27. If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together beautiful.
  28. Are you my boss baby? Because you've been making me work all day
  29. Sugar! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  30. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses beautiful, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  31. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name darling.
  32. Beautiful! I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!
  33. Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me beautiful?
  34. You’re sweeter than fructose beautiful.
  35. Darling! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  36. My attraction to you is an inversed square law beautiful.
  37. Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs baby?!
  38. You’re like an energy drink darling, I need you to keep going
  39. Sugar! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
  40. I hope you like coffee baby...because I always have Folgers in my Cup.
  41. Sugar! No wonder the sky is grey today; all the blue is in your eyes.
  42. You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen beautiful.
  43. Are your lips water beautiful? Because I'm feeling a bit dehydrated...
  44. Sugar! Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and sugar I'm lost at sea!
  45. Darling! Every girl has a right to be cute, and girl, you prove that
  46. You look familiar beautiful.
  47. I think there's something wrong with my eyes beautiful because I can't take them off you.
  48. Sugar! I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because sugar your making me HOT!
  49. Sugar! Excuse me, I've lost my phone number – do you think I could have yours.
  50. Darling! If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
  51. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I please have a taste?
  52. Darling! Is that a ladder in between your legs or is that the stair way to heaven
  53. Hi, I have big feet beautiful.
  54. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are beautiful.
  55. Beautiful! Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  56. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone darling. What is that? It’s just that...your numbers not in it.
  57. Sugar! I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
  58. Beautiful! I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  59. Te Quiero Me Amore.
  60. Beautiful! You smell like trash, may I take you out?
  61. If I followed you home baby, would you keep me?
  62. Do you remember me beautiful? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
  63. My body is telling me yes beautiful. I hope yours is doing the same thing.
  64. Sugar! Damn, you have more curves than a race track.
  65. Sugar! Hey you want to go to the movies? You know eat some popcorn...have some sex..
  66. Darling! Do you need some nicotine because your body's smoking!
  67. Darling! I don't have a library card....but can I check u out?
  68. Beautiful! You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
  69. We haven't even spoken yet beautiful and I’m already on my knees!
  70. Somebody needs to call the bomb squad beautiful, because you're the bomb!
  71. Darling! I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
  72. I don't have a girlfriend beautiful, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
  73. Do you have a map baby? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  74. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight baby?
  75. Was your father an alien beautiful? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  76. Sugar! If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
  77. Vogue just called darling, they want to put you on the cover.
  78. Darling! You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you.
  79. Sugar! If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  80. Darling! I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
  81. You have monkey wrench eyes darling, every time I look into them my nuts tighten
  82. You’re like a casino baby, you've got so many slots I don't know which one to play with.
  83. Sugar, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  84. I’m not drunk beautiful, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  85. Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; baby you got a little beautiful on your face.
  86. Darling! People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  87. You had me at Hello World beautiful!
  88. If you were a chicken baby, you'd be impeccable.
  89. I’m not a very good swimmer darling, do you have any lifeguard experience?
  90. Sugar! Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!
  91. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this beautiful?
  92. Darling! Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
  93. Can I borrow your cell phone baby? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
  94. Beautiful! How much? To buy your heart sugar...
  95. I see there’s a fire in your pants beautiful and I’m from the fire department and am willing to put it out with my hose?
  96. Beautiful! If you're advertising, I'm buying!
  97. Darling! Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  98. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas darling?
  99. Sugar you’re so hot I need an oven mit just to touch you baby.
  100. You’re so sweet, your giving me cavities.
  101. Sugar! Am I in heaven because sugar you just made my heart stop
  102. Hey, I didn’t know angels flew so low beautiful.
  103. A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars darling.
  104. Excuse me, I'm lost darling. Can you give me directions to your house?
  105. Your surfboard is so big darling!
  106. Darling! Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
  107. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme beautiful? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
  108. Do you have a Band-Aid beautiful? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

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