Disgusting pick up lines

In this huge list, I'm going to share with you some of the most disgusting pick up lines you may have ever read! I'm not sure what you are going to use them for, but if you have a fantastic sense of humor, they will make many people laugh!

1. You're so hot darling you melt the plastic in my underwear.
2. I have a fetish for feet darling; can I lick your toes? Please?!
3. Just thought I would let you know darling, today is our negative two year anniversary.
4. Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice sweetheart?
5. My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known baby.
6. I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep baby.
7. Do you believe in helping the homeless girl? Take me home with you.
8. I love you more than my jar of fingers precious.
9. I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream darling.
10. There are 206 bones in the human body sweetie... do you want another one?
11. The word of the day is "legs." sweetie Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
12. I hope you're not a vegetarian darling... because I want to feed you some meat!
13. I wish I could sew myself to you baby.
14. You are like an angel that died and then was reborn as a woman sweetheart. I know because you still smell like dead angel.
15. You remind me of Pokemon darling. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you baby in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
16. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now precious.
17. If you were a car door darling, I would slam you all night!
18. That shirt would look great on my floor sweetie. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you sweetheart, just like you.
19. I would do anything for you darling. Especially steal tranquilizers from the vet’s office. Seriously, say the word. I’ll do it baby.
20. How much money do you want for your old toothbrush darling?
21. I bought the most expensive binoculars darling. That’s how much I love you.
22. May I have a piece of your toenail clippings to tape to my eyeglass lens baby?
23. I like when you lay still like that darling....
24. I invented an emotion to describe our relationship, it’s called loveangerfrowns darling.
25. You know what would look good on you baby? Me!
26. Where you born on a farm sweetheart? Because you sure know how to raise a cock!
27. I named my cat after you precious. You’re welcome.
28. Maybe you’ll love me back, in heaven baby.
29. I would make out darling with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
30. I put the STD in STUD girl, all I need is U...
31. I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you darling.
32. I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes baby. Please. It’s an emergency.
33. Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation sweetheart.
34. I want to chew your food for you sweetheart.
35. Remember when you said my nose was weird sweetheart? I cut it off! Can we go out now?
36. My love for you is like diarrhea sweetheart, I just can’t hold it in!
37. Do I know you from somewhere girl, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
38. You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths baby? I want to live inside your mouth.
39. Let me spell my love for you darling S-T-A-L-K-E-R !
40. We would make an amazing couple sweetheart.
41. Wanna go to the movies sweetie? JK, let’s take a nap at the cemetery.
42. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime girl?
43. What do you mean you don’t want to go out with me sweetheart? I have a shrine to you! A SHRINE!
44. I secretly changed my name to your name sweetheart, so when I tongue-kiss the mirror we are finally happening.
45. You would make a great soup darling.
46. My favorite movie is a cell phone video I made of you playing field hockey sweetheart. It’s called Silence of the Lambs 4.
47. If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out darling?
48. You don’t know me sweetheart, but your hair smells amazing.
49. What’s your favorite game sweetheart? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
50. You remind me of my sister baby. In a romantic way.
51. My pet bird died sweetheart. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
52. You are so hot I'd do you dead or living girl.
53. You look so cute when you’re sleeping baby. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
54. You are so beautiful sweetheart that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm thirty.
55. You're like a prize winning fish darling. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
56. I want to live in a nest of your hair sweetheart.
57. The veins in your neck are exquisite sweetie. Simply exquisite.
58. I got your number sweetie by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
59. I made a blood painting for you precious.
60. I may not be Mr. Right precious, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
61. I painted a picture of your soul precious. I’ll give it to you outside the abandoned knife factory at midnight. Come alone.
62. My favorite color is clear sweetheart. That way I can always see you.