Soccer pick up lines

Use the following funny soccer pick up lines to increase your chances with the opposite sex dramatically. You can also find cheesy soccer pick up lines in this post.

1. I bet you'd make a great soccer sweetheart, because you have the tightest end I've ever seen!
2. You must be worthy darling, ‘because you can totally lift my hammer.
3. Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.
4. That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart. Wink!
5. How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?
6. Guy: Want to go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend darling. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score.
7. I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

These cute soccer pick up lines are also great:

8. I've never made an incomplete pass baby, and I hope you won't be my first.
9. Are you David Beckham baby? Because I'd bend for you.
10. If I buy a soccer ball sweetheart, will you kick it with me?
11. Do you want to see a magic trick baby? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
12. Excuse me, are you an eligible receiver baby...of my phone number?
13. Hey, did you know I'm part of a soccer team baby? Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
14. Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions darling....Just letting you know!
15. I bet you'd make a great soccer darling, because you have the tightest end I've ever seen!
16. Hey, did you know I'm part of a soccer team darling? Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
17. Good game baby, you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
18. If I gave you my shoe sweetheart, would you step into my life?
19. I'm going to go for two after I score baby.

Use the following pick up lines for soccer players as well:

1. If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?
2. Stop, drop, and roll, darling. You are on fire...
3. You should be wearing a soccer jersey darling so I don’t have to ask for your name or number.
4. Have you heard the latest health report baby? It said you need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me
5. Are you going to ask me out soon baby, or do I need to call delay of game?

And if you know other funny soccer pick up lines, post them in the comment section below.