Very funny Pokémon pick up lines

Today, I'm going to present to you some very funny Pokémon pick up lines, some of them are quite dirty, so be careful of what you are doing.

1. Precious! I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.
2. Let's make RegiLove Honey!
3. I don't need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly precious.
4. My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth darling.
5. Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung honey?
6. Do you want to see what's in my ball bag honey?
7. Sugar! I want to see your Squirtle squirt.
8. Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket baby, or are you just happy to see me?
9. Sugar! I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
10. Aye girl you know you want me to squirtle you darling.
11. Do you like Pokeballs darling because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
12. Sugar! I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
13. Would I be able to squirtle on your jigglypuffs sugar?
14. Precious! I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
15. Aipom's pretty good with his hands darling, and so am I.
16. What's your favorite move sugar? Mine is LICK.
17. Sugar! I'd POUND you with my Piplup.
18. Sugar! I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
19. I'm glad I brought my PokeDex today because I'm checking you out baby.
20. I can make your Jigglypuffs sing precious.
21. I'll need an escape rope, because I’m lost in your eyes baby.
22. I've got an Onyx baby, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake.
23. Sweetheart! If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, because you make me wet!
24. Precious! I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
25. Sugar! If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP that ass.
26. Do you want to battle honey? Because my balls are at the ready!
27. My Kadabra just used Future Sight love, and it looks like we've got a future together.
28. My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night darling.
29. How would you like to see my viridian forest precious, well it's not really viridian.
30. You remind me of Pokemon darling, I just want to Pikachu.
31. Sweetheart! If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
32. Have you seen my master balls honey? I heard you can’t escape them
33. You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano darling.
34. How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
35. Precious! I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
36. My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail Honey!
37. You give my Gengar that smile sugar.
38. You make me RY-HORNY Sugar!
39. Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs darling?
40. Are you a pikachu darling? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
41. Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse honey?
42. Sugar! I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
43. My Exeggcute are pretty weak darling. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
44. Looking at your ass love makes my bulba soar.
45. Do you want to play with my Poke Balls honey?
46. Precious! I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
47. Is that a diglett in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby.
48. Want to watch my EKANS evolve sugar?
49. Sugar! I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.
50. I've got Masterballs darling.
51. Sugar! You’re such a good catch, I think I'll use my only Master Ball on you.
52. Sugar! I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
53. Sweetheart! If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
54. Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there sugar.
55. You make me feel like an Electrode darling, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
56. You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot darling.
57. Want to register your number in my PokeNav sugar?
58. Sweetheart! If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
59. Is that a TANGELA down there baby?
60. I am like a ditto precious; I will be anything you want me to be.
61. Are you from the Hoenn Region darling? Because you're the only HO I see.
62. Hey precious, lemme see them Jigglypuffs.
63. Sweetheart! If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.
64. I can make your Milktanks moo precious.
65. Aye baby are you a flareon darling? because you're a sexy fox
66. My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION sugar!!
67. Sugar! I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
68. Sugar! You’re worth more than a thousand nuggets.
69. Sugar! I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
70. I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress baby.
71. Sugar! You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
72. Sugar! I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
73. Do you want to see my POLI-WAG honey?
74. Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own darling.
75. Hey, want to SPOINK?
76. Sugar! If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
77. My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer darling.
78. My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean darling.
79. You make my Darkrai rise darling.
80. Sweetheart! If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
81. Did you just FLASH me darling?
82. Let's have a Togepi of our own Honey!
83. I'm a Mismagius darling. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
84. What's your favorite Pokemon move sugar? Mine is LICK.
85. Sugar! You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
86. Are you a Hitmonlee darling because your body is kickin'.
87. You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff darling.
88. Sugar! You want me to become Charmander? Because my penis is on fire right now
89. STD’s are like Pokemon, gotta catch ‘em all! Want to help me out sugar?
90. I'll make your onyx use harden and rock slide all the way through my dark cave baby.
91. You must be a Magnemite because I'm attracted to you darling.
92. Are you a RARE CANDY darling? Because I feel a level-up.
93. It's a good thing baby that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
94. Can I fingerbang you darling, with my Bulbasaur?
95. Roses are red, violets are blue sugar. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.