Cheesy pick up lines

These cheesy pick up lines are great for making a great impression and making your conversations memorable and extremely romantic and attractive! Are these cheesy pick up lines for guys? The answer is Yes, they are for men and they can also work for girls and women if used with imagination. Do cheesy pick up lines work? But before succeeding with these lines, you must arm yourself with the right self-confidence as no line will work for you if you are hesitant and scared! Check out my other posts in this website for more help on this subject! How about cheesy chat up lines? These lines can work both for picking up girls and guys offline and online, just use your imagination a little and I’m sure you’ll have a great success with them. Let’s start with 101 cheesy pick up lines!

• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• Sorry, but you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
• So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
• Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
• Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
• This time next year let’s be laughing together.
• Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
• You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?

The next cheesy pickup lines are gorgeous and will work if you have a nice sense of humor.

• Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect
• I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
• Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
• You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good
• Let me tie your shoes, because I dont want you falling for anyone else.
• This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
• What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
• I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
• Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
• Was your father a thief? 'Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What about cheesy pick up lines to use on guys? These really cheesy pick up lines can work on guys as well, just use your imagination.

• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• All those curves, and me with no brakes!
• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
• You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
• Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
• You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
• If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
• Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
• Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
• Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart
• I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
• I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
• Heaven's missing an Angel.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• Whenever I think of the finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
• Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
• Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Keep on reading these best cheesy pick up lines!

• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• Are you a tamale? 'Because you're hot.
• Can I copy your dance moves?
• I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
• If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
• For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, would you like to?
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
• I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
• You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
• Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
• When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
• Hello how are you? (Fine) Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
• Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
• How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass.
• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
• Be unique and different, say yes.

These good cheesy pick up lines are definitely going to work for you!

• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
• I wasn’t sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
• Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
• Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
• Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
• Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
• I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
• If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
• I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
• Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
• Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
• Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
• Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
• Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
• You should be someone's wife.
• My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• You better call Life Alert, 'because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
• I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
• Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
• You're hotter than donut grease.
• You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
• If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
• Let me borrow that number girl.
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
• If you're advertising, I'm buying!

And these are definitely the best cheesy pick up lines!

• Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'because you look sweet and delicious.
• Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
• You should go in the water, because you're so hot you're on fire!
• You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Let’s look at some great cheesy science pick up lines:

• I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
• You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
• Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start.
• Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

How about 1000 cheesy pick up lines? You can definitely find this amount of pick up lines, but what’s for? These are more than enough.

• Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
• I’ve had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?
• Hey, I'm new in town.
• I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
• What is your favorite color? (Color) Mine too!
• My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
• I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
• Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
• Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
• Are your parents retarded, 'because you sure are special.
• Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
• Are you a microwave oven? Because you melt my heart.
• My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
• You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
• You are the reason men fall in love.

Keep on reading these super cheesy pick up lines!

• A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her I will stop loving you when all the roses die
• Did it hurt when you fell? (Girl: Huh?) When you fell from heaven?
• Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
• If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
• People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• Hello are you married? (Yes) Well I didn't hear you say happily?
• Were your parents Greek Gods, 'because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
• If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
• There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
• Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
• If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
• (Look at her shirt label.) When they say, What are you doing? You respond: Yep! Made in heaven!
• Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
• Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
• Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

How about very cheesy pick up lines? These will answer your question for sure.

• Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it!
• Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
• Are you a girl scout, because you tie my heart in knots.
• Do you live in a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
• Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
• Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
• Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
• Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
• Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
• My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
• You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

The next section is about cheesy love pick up lines.

• Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
• You're kind of, sort of, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
• Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you're so Dope!
• You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
• I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
• Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...Why?) Because I need your name and number.
• Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mmmm... good!
• If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard
• You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
• Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
• I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!
• Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.
• Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
• Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
• I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
• I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
• I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
• Pinch me. (Why?) You're so fine I must be dreaming.
• If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
• You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
• I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
• Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
• I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
• You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
• Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods.
• Do you bleach your teeth? 'Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
• (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Hey! I want cheesy pick up lines that work!! Don’t worry, if you use these with the right humor and confidence, they’ll give you fantastic results with the ladies!

• I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
• If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
• When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
• Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
• When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
• You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
• (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
• Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!
• Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
• Can I borrow a quarter? (What for?) I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

And here are some clean cheesy pick up lines for the “nice guys”!

• I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
• I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
• Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
• Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
• Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
• (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
• I've got skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
• Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
• Do you remember me? (No.) Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
• You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
• I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.
• A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
• If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
• You see my friend over there? (Point to friend) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

How about cheesy pickup lines for girls? Use the following, they are superb!

• Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
• Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
• Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
• I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
• You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
• Where do you hide your wings?
• Wow! Are those real?
• I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
• Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
• Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
• If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
• I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
• Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you're a-Dora-ble!
• If you were a library book, I would check you out.
• Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
• I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
• Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
• I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
• You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Here are the next cheezy pickup lines:

• I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
• I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
• I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is good bye.
• They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
• Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
• Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
• Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
• Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
• If I was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
• How was heaven when you left it?

Let’s discover now cheesy and flirty pick up lines:

• Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
• Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
• Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
• If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
• Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
• You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
• You look like my third wife. (how many time have you been married?) Twice.
• You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
• So, do you have a new years resolution, I’m looking at mine right now.
• (Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. (WHAT?) Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
• I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
• You look familiar.
• You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
• Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
• Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
• (Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), coming' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
• If you were a booger I would pick you first.
• Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
• I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
• There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
• Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
• I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
• You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

And these are extremely cheesy pick up lines to use as well:

• I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• What's on the menu? Me-n-U
• They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
• It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
• I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
• Is your name swiffer? 'Because you just swept me off my feet.
• Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
• Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
• Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
• We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
• My friend thinks you're kind ofcute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
• Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
• Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
• If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple
• Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
• Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
• Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
• What time do you have to be back in heaven?
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
• Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
• There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
• Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under Shazaam!?
• I think you just stole something. (What?) My heart.
• Are those diamonds real? (YES) I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
• I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
• On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
• There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
• I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
• Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
• See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
• You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
• I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
• You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
• If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
• You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
• Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
• What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm going to guess size sexy!
• It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!
• You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
• You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
• Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
• Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
• I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
• Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
• Hi, I have big feet.
• Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
• Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
• Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
• Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
• My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
• I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
• Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.
• You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
• Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
• Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'because I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
• I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
• Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
• You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
• Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
• So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
• You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
• I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
• Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
• You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

These cheesy valentine pick up lines are great too!

• I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
• Girl, are you a cop? (No) Because you're America's Finest
• Somebody better call God, because heaven's missing an angel!
• Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
• How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
• You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
• You are what I want for Christmas.
• You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
• Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
• I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.
• It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
• Bond....James Bond
• Your father must have been a thief. Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
• There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
• Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
• Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
• I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
• There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
• If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
• Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
• Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
• No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
• Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
• I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
• Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
• I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
• Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.
• Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Are you religious? 'Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
• If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
• Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

Looking for cheesy and nerdy pick up lines? Use the following:

• If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
• (Point at her butt) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
• I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
• It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
• Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
• I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
• I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
• Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
• I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Stare at girl . (What're you staring at?)
• If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? (How much?) Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
• I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
• Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
• Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
• There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you.
• You want to know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
• Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
• You're so hot you must've started global warming.
• Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
• Hi, my name is Doug. That's god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• Want to be different? Say yes.
• Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
• I want to tell you your fortune. (Take her hand and write your phone number on it.) Your future is clear.
• I have an owie on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
• Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
• Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
• Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say I love you with my last breath!
• How is your fever? (What fever?) Oh... you just look hot to me.
• I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
• Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
• I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
• You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
• Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
• Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!
• What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
• Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Because I could see myself in your pants.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
• I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
• You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
• You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
• Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
• I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
• Are we related? Do you want to be?
• You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
• I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
• I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down.
• I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
• I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
• Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
• You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
• Do you have any sunscreen? 'Because you are burning me up!
• You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
• When she asks you the time: Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
• Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
• If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
• If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
• I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
• I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
• Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
• Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?
• Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Darn, I always get love and lust mixed up.
• Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
• Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
• If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
• Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
• Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
• Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• You make me wish I weren't gay!
• (As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
• Are you Google? Because I've just found what I’ve been searching for.
• If you weren’t here I'd be the hottest person in this place.
• I hope there's a fire truck nearby, because you're smokin'!
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• Girl you're like a car accident, because I just can't look away.
• I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
• Are you a Hurricane (name)? Because you're blowing me away.
• You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
• If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso because you're so fine.
• If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
• I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
• Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!
• Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
• Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
• If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!
• Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
• Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
• I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
• If you were a steak you would be well done.
• if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
• What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
• Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
• You know, beautiful is my favorite color. (girl) that's not a color.(boy) its the color of your eyes.
• Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
• Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot 'n Ready.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Do I know you? Because you look just like my next girlfriend.
• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• Want to ring in the new year with a bang?
• Excuse me, but you dropped something back there (What?) This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
• See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
• Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
• Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
• Is your name Summer? 'Because you are as hot as hell.
• How much? To buy your heart baby...
• Did you fart, because you blew me away.
• Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
• If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
• You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
• If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
• Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
• My name is (your here) but you can call me tonight!
• Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
• Would you sleep with a stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...
• I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
• Is your name Katrina? (No, why?) 'Because baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
• What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you.
• You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
• Say I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.

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