Dirty Harry potter pick up lines

I give you in this post a list of dirty Harry Potter pick up lines:

1. Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"
2. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
3. My wand? 12 inches, unyielding.....
4. Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
5. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
6. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you!
7. Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
8. Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
9. (Point your wand at girl’s crotch and say).... Alohamora!
10. I'd let you handle my wand any day!
11. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
12. You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!
13. I want to be your Dumblewhore.
14. I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!
15. One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
16. My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.
17. Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!
18. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
19. Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!
20. I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
21. I want to stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"
22. I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
23. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
24. Would you like to whomp my willow?
25. Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!
26. You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now.
27. Protect your 'wand' from 'hogwarts' when you enter the 'chamber of secrets'
28. I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?
29. I want to stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
30. I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
31. Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
32. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
33. Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
34. My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?
35. Let's have a Tri-Wizard tournament
36. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
37. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
38. I'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!
39. My wand has chosen you!
40. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
41. I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?
42. I want to open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
43. Let me Slytherin your Griffendoor.
44. I don't need aguamenti to make you wet!
45. I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
46. You're so hot, Aguamenti couldn't put you out!
47. Let's have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!
48. Have you been using Accio? Because I've been coming to you every night
49. Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
50. Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters
51. Want to explore my chamber of secrets?
52. Let’s practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!
53. Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.
54. Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?
55. Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
56. Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
57. Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
58. I don't need accio, to make you come!
59. Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
60. Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!
61. I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
62. Want to make me moan like Myrtle?