Hilarious love pick up lines

Find in this post a huge list of hilarious and very funny love pick up lines.

1. Girl, are you a cop darling? Because you're America's Finest
2. Do I know you darling? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
3. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's sweetheart, you would be a McGorgeous.
4. What’s a nice girl sweetheart like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
5. What’s your favorite silverware sweetheart? Because I like to spoon!
6. If you were a chicken babe, you'd be impeccable.
7. Your hand looks heavy babe. Let me hold it for you.
8. You're like a candy bar babe: half sweet and half nuts.
9. Was your father an alien babe? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
10. Let's commit the perfect crime sweetheart: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
11. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow sweetheart; shall I call you or nudge you?
12. I'm going outside to make out babe... care to join me?
13. If I told you that you had a beautiful body sweetheart, would you hold it against me?
14. Hi, I am your slave darling, take me home and mistreat me.
15. Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth babe, I would still fall for you!
16. Me without you is like a nerd without braces sweetheart, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
17. It's a good thing that I have my library card sweetheart. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
18. Excuse me, if I go straight this way babe, will I be able to reach your heart?
19. They say milk does a body good babe, but you're living proof!
20. If you weren’t here darling I'd be the hottest person in this place.
21. Is your name Wi-Fi darling? Because I’m feeling a connection.
22. Can I borrow your cell phone babe? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
23. You know, you're not that bad looking sweetheart -- for a fat-ass.
24. Did you just come out of the oven sweetheart? Because you're hot.
25. I would die a million deaths darling if it meant I could be with you!
26. Is your last name Gillette darling? Because you are the best a man can get.
27. You are so sweet babe you could put Hershey’s out of business.
28. Are you a light switch babe? 'Cause you turn me on!
29. Are you going to kiss me darling or do I have to lie about that part?
30. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you babe, I'd have five cents.
31. My love for you is like a fart sweetheart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
32. You're ugly babe, but you intrigue me...
33. Is stalking still cute babe?
34. If you were a booger sweetheart I would pick you first.
35. Are you Google darling? Because I've just found what I’ve been searching for.
36. You smell like trash darling, may I take you out?
37. Did it hurt when you fell babe? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
38. You're so hot you must've started global warming babe.
39. I've had quite a bit to drink darling, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
40. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there babe. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
41. I may not be the best-looking guy in here sweetheart, but I'm the only one talking to you.
42. You're hotter than donut grease babe.
43. Can I have your picture babe so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
44. If this bar is a meat market sweetheart, you must be the prime rib!

Again, if you know other hilarious and very funny love pick up lines, please post them in the comment section below.