Nerdy chemistry pick up lines

These nerdy chemistry pick up lines are fantastic to be used on the opposite sex, they will draw the attention to you while making you look confident and cocky! However, you have to make sure that you have the right body language; otherwise, you will just look like a jerk! And if you know other nerdy chemistry pick up lines, please share them in the comment section below.

1. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
2. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
3. You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
4. Baby you give my electrons a positive charge
5. it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
6. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
7. Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
8. I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
9. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
10. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
11. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
12. I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
13. Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
14. If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
15. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
16. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
17. Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up
18. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
19. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
20. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
21. Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage
22. You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because you’re a total BaBe.
23. Want to test the spring constant of my mattress?
24. Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
25. You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
26. "Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature".
27. I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10
28. If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
29. You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
30. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you
31. Do you like Science? Because tonight you’re going to sample my DNA
32. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
33. You're so hot you denature my proteins
34. Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed
35. Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
36. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
37. What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
38. My love for you is like the universe...never ending!
39. Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
40. Forget hydrogen you're my number one element
41. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
42. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight?
43. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
44. Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you.
45. My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density"
46. hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod
47. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
48. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
49. You're so hot; you must be the cause for global warming.
50. You must be auxin, because you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
51. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...
52. You are the HCl to my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together
53. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
54. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
55. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
56. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
57. Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
58. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
59. The direction fields of my heart all point to you
60. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
61. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
62. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
63. You must be a cell, because my DNA is all in you.
64. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
65. How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.
66. I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
67. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
68. You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force
69. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
70. Hey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
71. You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond!
72. You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
73. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
74. If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!
75. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
76. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
77. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
78. Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!
79. I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
80. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute
81. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
82. You're like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
83. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
84. Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you!
85. Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful
86. I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
87. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
88. You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.
89. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
90. Chem students do it on the table periodically
91. I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
92. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
93. Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you
94. Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.
95. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
96. Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
97. Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
98. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
99. Are you a nonvolatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
100. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.
101. Want to alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.
102. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
103. Baby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic
104. When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
105. I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
106. baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
107. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

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